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Exercise Block Tired of your friends giving you crap for not exercising? Dr. Gym Junkie Foshay has the solution to your little problem. 1 Remove block from bag 2 Place block on ground 3 Walk a complete circuit around the wood 4 You have now walked around the block 5 Repeat step 3 until you have a respectable number 6 Kick back and relax. You have now walked around the block multiple times This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

EB1 Exercise Block
PURZ1 Wavy lines

PURZ1 Wavy lines
PURZ2 Curved wavy lines w/row of 4 stones

PURZ2 Curved wavy lines w/row of 4 stones
PURZ3 Buddha and Rake

PURZ3 Buddha and Rake
PURZ4 Wavy lines in a circle 3 stone stack

PURZ4 Wavy lines in a circle 3 stone stack
PURZ5 Tan Sand 6 stones & Buddha

PURZ5 Tan Sand 6 stones & Buddha
PURZ6 Wavy lines and plant

PURZ6 Wavy lines and plant
Premium Homemade Toothpicks Some slicing, dicing and assembly required: 7. Mill block into 2-5/8” x 1-5/8” x 1/16” Sheets 8. Strip sheets into 1/16” x 1/16 Sticks 9. Whittle both ends to a point 10. Dry in kiln 11. Sort out damaged picks 12. Voila you have toothpicks, enjoy Not included: knives, saws, rulers and kiln DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

TP1 Toothpicks
100% American Grade A WhoopAss Don’t make me open this!! DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

WA1 Can of Whoopass