Curatives

Dr. Foshay’s Curatives: Miracle Cures… Kind Of

Our Curatives are “serving to cure or heal; tending to fix what ails you.” Whether your malady is chocolate addiction, a coffee obsession, a pumpkin spice obsession, or a questionable women whiskers mustache (you really shouldn’t), we have a curative to fix you right up.

You’ll be saying, “Man, I should have gotten one of Dr. Foshay’s miracle cures sooner!” or “What a rube I’ve been!” Sure, some of these might be a big pun, or even a full-on jest—but none of that matters as long as you had fun and believed in the magic.

Seeing is believing, and we’ve got a solid lineup of novelty cures and gag gifts ready for you to see. Got a monobrow you don’t want? We can fix that. Our Curatives are number one. Just ask me—go ahead, ask—and I’ll tell you: they’re number one in the land.