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BBB1 Bad Breath

BBB1 Bad Breath
Are you a chocoholic? Do you lustfully day-dream of Tiramisu? Instead of rolling naked in money, you want to bathe in liquid dark chocolate? Would you kill again for chocolate? Your idea of an emergency only having 10 pounds of chocolate in the house? With each of Dr. Ghirardelli Foshay's pills you can suppress these maniacal cravings for up to 24 hrs. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

CHOC1 Chocoholic
Do you have that friend who can’t live without coffee? They have that snarky mug that says, "not yet…almost.. ..ok, peasant you may speak now!" Is there no joy for them without coffee? When talking about the Magic Elixir, do they refer to it as, "Hello darkness my old friend." Dr. Mocha Java Foshay has the pill that will give them hopes, dreams and caffeinated energy again. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

COFF1 Coffee Fiend
MONF2 Monbrow Female

MONF2 Monbrow Female
MONM1 Monbrow Male

MONM1 Monbrow Male
PENN1 Penny Pincher

PENN1 Penny Pincher
Do you have that one friend who loves everything pickled? Do they own a copy of "The Joy of Pickling?" Do they treat it like the Holy Bible? Is worshipping cucumbers their thing? When they eat pickles is it best to keep your hands and feet away from the jar? Is the juice like Gatorade to them? Dr. Gherkin Foshay has the green pill to free this pickle fiend from their addiction. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

PICK1 Pickle Fiend
Do you have a male or female bitchy friend? One who seems to have a case of permanent PMS? Are they gifted in facial contortions? Happiness completely alien to them? Mr. Rogers was a little kook who should die a long and agonizing death? Dr. Blissful Foshay has just the rapturous pill to bring about peace and nirvana. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

PMS1 Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
Do you have that friend who starts their day with porn? A porn addict? Whether it be, comic books, VR tech, or the old 976 numbers, they got to have it. And speaking of it, their kink could be hentai, tentacle, looners, furries, Boston steamer. Who knows what kind of freak they are, and frankly, we're afraid to ask? Dr. Foshay has just the naughty pill to sate their twisted appetites. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

PORN1 Porn Addict
Pumpkin Spice already. WTF! It officially starts Aug 24th. This is just belligerent. Frick ‘in Starbucks, enough already! Just Oct to Nov and that is long. I mean Halloween is the 31st so, a week before that and then Nov, but that's it. You Damned spice heads. Dr. Flavor Zest Foshay can’t fix the length of season but these pills will keep you comatose until X-mas. Peppermint Spice Baby! This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

PSPIC1 Pumpkin Spice Heads
Does your significant other/friend have resting bitch face or RBF? Is a smile just anathema to them? They're the nicest person in the world, but they look like someone peed in their cornflakes? Does RBF run in their family? Is Grumpy Cat their default position? With Dr. Jubilant Foshay's anti-RBF pill we'll slap the Emma Watson right out of them. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

RBF1 Resting Bitch Face
SSM1 Sales Suck Man

SSM1 Sales Suck Man
SSW2 Sales Suck Woman

SSW2 Sales Suck Woman
TOMS1 Tom Selleck Mustache

TOMS1 Tom Selleck Mustache
Do you know video gamers who are addicted? Do they have a porta-potty installed in their gaming chair because they can't spare the time to poop? Have they lost whole days gaming? If they talk to you, they sign off saying AFK. Dr. Atari Foshay has just the pill to break this death grip. Depriving addicts of their fix should not be taken lightly. Act with extreme caution! This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

VIDG1 Video Game Addict
WANE1 Wandering Eye

WANE1 Wandering Eye