BALD1 Balding

DrFoshay

$12.99
Unit price per

Are you follicly challenged? Is your hair having an early retirement, egghead. Is your hair becoming one with the ceiling fan? We have a miracle product for you, as long as you are down with an adult gag gift that is.

Approximately 45 Gourmet Jellybeans
Our jellybeans are bursting with pure goodness
All our candies are gluten-free, peanut-free, dairy-free, fat-free and vegetarian-friendly
Natural and artificially flavored
Certified Kosher
Due to availability, product may vary in color and flavor from pictured
Custom crafted label 3-1/3” x 4” in a 5” x 7” bag
Made in America
Free shipping!

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