PENN1 Penny Pincher

DrFoshay

$12.99
Unit price per

Is your wallet closed for business? Does it take an act of a higher being to get you to open your wallet? With this magic pill we’ll have you so delusional your wallet will open like a bag of chips.

Approximately 45 Gourmet Jellybeans
Our jellybeans are bursting with pure goodness
All our candies are gluten-free, peanut-free, dairy-free, fat-free and vegetarian-friendly
Natural and artificially flavored
Certified Kosher
Due to availability, product may vary in color and flavor from pictured
Custom crafted label 3-1/3” x 4” in a 5” x 7” bag
Made in America
Free shipping!

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