PET1 Pets Hate You
Do every dog, cat, and random neighborhood raccoon give you that low, ominous growl? PET1 is the parody “pill” designed to calm the animal kingdom and suppress their mysterious rage toward you. If only it actually worked—it's just a hilarious gag gift for anyone pets love to hate. (P.S. No pets were harmed in the making of this gag gift — and it’s for humans only.)
- Approximately 45 Gourmet Jellybeans
- Our jellybeans are bursting with pure goodness
- All our candies are gluten-free, peanut-free, dairy-free, fat-free and vegetarian-friendly
- Natural and artificially flavored
- Certified Kosher
- Not Intended for animal use. Human consumption only.
- Due to availability, product may vary in color and flavor from pictured
- Custom crafted label 3-1/3” x 4” in a 5” x 7” bag
- Made in America
- Free shipping!
