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Do you have that friend who can’t live without coffee? They have that snarky mug that says, "not yet…almost.. ..ok, peasant you may speak now!" Is there no joy for them without coffee? When talking about the Magic Elixir, do they refer to it as, "Hello darkness my old friend." Dr. Mocha Java Foshay has the pill that will give them hopes, dreams and caffeinated energy again. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional
Approximately 45 Gourmet Jelly Beans Our jelly beans are bursting with pure goodness All our candies are gluten-free, peanut-free, dairy-free, fat-free and vegetarian-friendly Natural and artificially flavored Certified Kosher Due to availability, product may vary in color and flavor from pictured Custom crafted label 3-1/3” x 4” in a 5” x 7” bag Made in America Free shipping!

COFF1 Coffee Fiend

DrFoshay

Do you have 3 different commercial espresso machines in your kitchen and then another in the den? Is coffee life and life is being coffee. I coffee therefore I am.

 

Introducing the miraculous decaffeinating pill that promises to rip this totally-legal addiction right out of your soul.


Well… it would if it were real. We’re just messing with you. Keep caffeinating, champion.

  • Approximately 45 Gourmet Jellybeans
  • Our jellybeans are bursting with pure goodness
  • All our candies are gluten-free, peanut-free, dairy-free, fat-free and vegetarian-friendly
  • Natural and artificially flavored
  • Certified Kosher
  • Due to availability, product may vary in color and flavor from pictured
  • Custom crafted label 3-1/3” x 4” in a 5” x 7” bag
  • Made in America
  • Free shipping! 

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