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EXP5 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle

EXP5 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle
EXP6 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle

EXP6 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle
EXP7 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle

EXP7 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle
EXP8 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle

EXP8 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle
Just a plain old log Wood Jigsaw Puzzle, sheeesh… *Do not force pieces * Contains small parts *Some Assembly Required *Skill Level: Super-Easy *Ages: 2 and up. Your kids got this one!! *Not Included: Glue, Tweezers, Kleenex for your kids’ tears of utter failure & desperation *Assembly Time: Depends on your intelligence *18”x8”x8” 825,618-piece puzzle Made in America DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

EXP9 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle
FLEX1 Want to be Flexible

FLEX1 Want to be Flexible
FRIC1 Friends won't answer texts

FRIC1 Friends won't answer texts
Fine Glass Horse 1. Heat sand to 2300⁰F 2. Pour into rod molds 3. Let cool 4. Bring glass rod into flame to soften 5. Use tweezers & flat knife to sculpt glass 6. Repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed until desired shape is achieved 7. Bake in kiln 8. Let cool Not included: tweezers, flat knife, torch, kiln and years of expertise in glass sculpting DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

GLS1 Glass Horse
Extraordinary Glass Cottontail 1. Heat sand to 2300⁰F 2. Pour into rod molds 3. Let cool 4. Bring glass rod into flame to soften 5. Use tweezers & flat knife to sculpt glass 6. Repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed until desired shape is achieved 7. Bake in kiln 8. Let cool Not included: tweezers, flat knife, torch, kiln and years of expertise in glass sculpting DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

GLS2 Glass Rabbit
Remarkable Glass Tiger 1. Heat sand to 2300⁰F 2. Pour into rod molds 3. Let cool 4. Bring glass rod into flame to soften 5. Use tweezers & flat knife to sculpt glass 6. Repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed until desired shape is achieved 7. Bake in kiln 8. Let cool Not included: tweezers, flat knife, torch, kiln and years of expertise in glass sculpting DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

GLS3 Glass Tiger
Simple Glass Marble 1. Heat sand to 2300⁰F 2. Pour into rod molds 3. Let cool 4. Bring glass rod into flame to soften 5. Use tweezers & flat knife to sculpt glass 6. Repeat steps 4 & 5 as needed until desired shape is achieved 7. Bake in kiln 8. Let cool Not included: tweezers, flat knife, torch, kiln and years of expertise in glass sculpting. You got this, it’s an easy shape. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

GLS4 Glass Marble
GNL1 Get off the Naughty List Adult

GNL1 Get off the Naughty List Adult
GNLK2 Get off the Naughty List kids

GNLK2 Get off the Naughty List kids
GR1 Monster Poop

GR1 Monster Poop
HERCP1 Detective Extraordinary

HERCP1 Detective Extraordinary
HOB1 Want to be the small folk?

HOB1 Want to be the small folk?
Are you unfunny? Do people laugh at you instead of with you? Do you feel your funny got a raw deal? Get a sense of humor. Humorist Ludicrous Foshay has got the pill for you. Pills must be consumed while simultaneously rubbing the funny bone of a successful professional comedian. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

HUM1 Get a Sense of Humor
Do you have that friend who needs to control everything? Does happiness piss you off, Karen? Does she always get her way by complaining?! I want to see the Manager! NOW! Manager, Manager! Dr. Tranquil Foshay has the pill to sooth your inner Karen. Harmony and joy not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

KAR1 Karen
Find that you like oppressing & enslaving people? Is intimidation the best? Like to speak in a deep throaty voice? Do you crave to be Mephistopheles? Am I right, or what? Dr. Demonicas Foshay has just the foul soul torturing pill for you. Must stand in a pentagram while consuming pills to work. Conjuring Demons is inherently dangerous and not recommended for children under the ages of 16. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

MEP1 Want to be the Devil
MONF2 Monbrow Female

MONF2 Monbrow Female
MONM1 Monbrow Male

MONM1 Monbrow Male
Are you too much man? Does it stick out awkwardly? Don't want to be the talk of the town anymore? Do you want to get rid of your Alabama Black Snake? * Dr. Short Stack Foshay has the micro pill for you. *Alabama Black Snake is a description of size not color. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

MP1 Too Big a Schlong
PENN1 Penny Pincher

PENN1 Penny Pincher
Do you have that friend who is into everything pepper? A pepper-head? Their idea of Mardi Gras beads is a bunch of Jalapenos on a string? Can they give you a detailed explanation of the difference between New Mexico Hatch and Colorado Pueblo Chiles? Is everything they make super-hot? If it burns down to your soul and makes you cry like a baby do, they just call you a pussy? Dr. Carolina Reaper Foshay has the pill to turn them into a milky red-headed child who can't handle the pain. Payback baby!

PEP1 Pepper-Head