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SEXF2 Sexy Accent Female

SEXF2 Sexy Accent Female
SEXM1 Sexy Accent Male

SEXM1 Sexy Accent Male
Tired of the air up there? Pesky rafters blocking your vision? Don't want to stand out in a crowd? Too tall? Dr. Stubby Foshay has just the magical mystery pill for you. Take one for each inch shorter you wish to be. Must be taken in conjunction with a four-leaf clover. Four-leaf clover not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

SH1 Too Tall
Are you an over-sleeper? Is the snooze button just a joystick on a shitty arcade game called "just 5 more minutes?” Is waking up late your default position? Dr. Punctual Foshay has the expeditious pill for you. Pills must be consumed while wearing a wrist watch and rubbing a day planner. Wrist watch and day planner not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

SLEP1 Over-Sleeper
Santa’s checked his list and he’s checked it twice. Not only have you been naughty, you’ve been disobedient, exasperating, raunchy, sinful, wanton and downright all around bad. You’re lucky you’re getting anything. So, here’s your snowman poop. Merry Christmas, I guess? DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

SP1 Snowman Poop
SP2 Snowman Poop Gentler

SP2 Snowman Poop Gentler
SPERM1 Sperm Count down

SPERM1 Sperm Count down
SSM1 Sales Suck Man

SSM1 Sales Suck Man
SSW2 Sales Suck Woman

SSW2 Sales Suck Woman
Want to see over a crowd? Want to look down on people? Want to get that promotion, get that raise, get the girl? Want to crack into the exclusive six-foot club? Dr. Towering Foshay has the pill for you. Take 1 pill for each inch you want to grow. Must be used while vigorously rubbing a rabbit’s foot. Rabbit foot not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

TL1 Too Short
TOMS1 Lady Whiskers

TOMS1 Lady Whiskers
Premium Homemade Toothpicks Some slicing, dicing and assembly required: 7. Mill block into 2-5/8” x 1-5/8” x 1/16” Sheets 8. Strip sheets into 1/16” x 1/16 Sticks 9. Whittle both ends to a point 10. Dry in kiln 11. Sort out damaged picks 12. Voila you have toothpicks, enjoy Not included: knives, saws, rulers and kiln DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

TP1 Toothpicks
The magical rainbow-colored treat. It’s a little-known fact that it is the source of all rainbows and goodness in the universe. Want to recapture your childhood innocence? Well, the only sure-fire method is to consume the Magical Unicorn poop. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

UP1 Unicorn Poop
VIDG1 Video Game Addict

VIDG1 Video Game Addict
VIKF2 Want to be a Viking Female

VIKF2 Want to be a Viking Female
VIKM1 Want to be a Viking Male

VIKM1 Want to be a Viking Male
100% American Grade A WhoopAss Don’t make me open this!! DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

WA1 Can of Whoopass
WANE1 Wandering Eye

WANE1 Wandering Eye
WINCRK1 Winter Crack

WINCRK1 Winter Crack
WIS1 Wisdom

WIS1 Wisdom
XENA3 Super-Fit Asian

XENA3 Super-Fit Asian
XENB2 Super-Fit African American

XENB2 Super-Fit African American
XENH5 Super-Fit Hispanic

XENH5 Super-Fit Hispanic
XENI4 Super-Fit Indian

XENI4 Super-Fit Indian