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BBB1 Bad Breath

BBB1 Bad Breath

Do you have that friend who can’t live without coffee? They have that snarky mug that says, "not yet…almost.. ..ok, peasant you may speak now!" Is there no joy for them without coffee? When talking about the Magic Elixir, do they refer to it as, "Hello darkness my old friend." Dr. Mocha Java Foshay has the pill that will give them hopes, dreams and caffeinated energy again. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

COFF1 Coffee Fiend

COOL1 Want to be Cool

COOL1 Want to be Cool

DS1 Melted Snowman

DS1 Melted Snowman

Do you have that friend who needs to control everything? Does happiness piss you off, Karen? Does she always get her way by complaining?! I want to see the Manager! NOW! Manager, Manager! Dr. Tranquil Foshay has the pill to sooth your inner Karen. Harmony and joy not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

KAR1 Karen

Find that you like oppressing & enslaving people? Is intimidation the best? Like to speak in a deep throaty voice? Do you crave to be Mephistopheles? Am I right, or what? Dr. Demonicas Foshay has just the foul soul torturing pill for you. Must stand in a pentagram while consuming pills to work. Conjuring Demons is inherently dangerous and not recommended for children under the ages of 16. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

MEP1 Want to be the Devil

MONM1 Monbrow Male

MONM1 Monbrow Male

PENN1 Penny Pincher

PENN1 Penny Pincher

PURZ1 Wavy lines

PURZ1 Wavy lines

PURZ3 Buddha and Rake

PURZ3 Buddha and Rake

SAM1 Want to be a Secret Agent Man

SAM1 Want to be a Secret Agent Man

Are you an over-sleeper? Is the snooze button just a joystick on a shitty arcade game called "just 5 more minutes?” Is waking up late your default position? Dr. Punctual Foshay has the expeditious pill for you. Pills must be consumed while wearing a wrist watch and rubbing a day planner. Wrist watch and day planner not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

SLEP1 Over-Sleeper

Premium Homemade Toothpicks Some slicing, dicing and assembly required: 7. Mill block into 2-5/8” x 1-5/8” x 1/16” Sheets 8. Strip sheets into 1/16” x 1/16 Sticks 9. Whittle both ends to a point 10. Dry in kiln 11. Sort out damaged picks 12. Voila you have toothpicks, enjoy Not included: knives, saws, rulers and kiln DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

TP1 Toothpicks

100% American Grade A WhoopAss Don’t make me open this!! DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

WA1 Can of Whoopass

WIS1 Wisdom