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BBB1 Bad Breath

BBB1 Bad Breath
Numbers a problem? Is math difficult? I mean, climbing Mount Everest hard? Does 2+2=6 for you!? Not to worry with Professor Calculous Foshay's Magical Numerical Superiority pills. You'll have your checkbook swimming laps in no time. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

BN1 Bad at Numbers
CHOC1 Chocoholic

CHOC1 Chocoholic
CONI4 Super-Fit/ Mighty Barbarian

CONI4 Super-Fit/ Mighty Barbarian
FRIC1 Friends won't answer texts

FRIC1 Friends won't answer texts
HOB1 Want to be the small folk?

HOB1 Want to be the small folk?
PICK1 Pickle Fiend

PICK1 Pickle Fiend
Are you an over-sleeper? Is the snooze button just a joystick on a shitty arcade game called "just 5 more minutes?” Is waking up late your default position? Dr. Punctual Foshay has the expeditious pill for you. Pills must be consumed while wearing a wrist watch and rubbing a day planner. Wrist watch and day planner not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

SLEP1 Over-Sleeper
The magical rainbow-colored treat. It’s a little-known fact that it is the source of all rainbows and goodness in the universe. Want to recapture your childhood innocence? Well, the only sure-fire method is to consume the Magical Unicorn poop. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

UP1 Unicorn Poop
100% American Grade A WhoopAss Don’t make me open this!! DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

WA1 Can of Whoopass
YAKL1 Yak Loin | Fake Stamina Booster

YAKL1 Yak Loin | Fake Stamina Booster