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BBB1 Bad Breath

BBB1 Bad Breath
Numbers a problem? Is math difficult? I mean, climbing Mount Everest hard? Does 2+2=6 for you!? Not to worry with Professor Calculous Foshay's Magical Numerical Superiority pills. You'll have your checkbook swimming laps in no time. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

BN1 Bad at Numbers
DS1 Melted Snowman

DS1 Melted Snowman
EXP2 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle

EXP2 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle
FLEX1 Want to be Flexible

FLEX1 Want to be Flexible
HOB1 Want to be the small folk?

HOB1 Want to be the small folk?
Are you unfunny? Do people laugh at you instead of with you? Do you feel your funny got a raw deal? Get a sense of humor. Humorist Ludicrous Foshay has got the pill for you. Pills must be consumed while simultaneously rubbing the funny bone of a successful professional comedian. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

HUM1 Get a Sense of Humor
Do you have that friend who needs to control everything? Does happiness piss you off, Karen? Does she always get her way by complaining?! I want to see the Manager! NOW! Manager, Manager! Dr. Tranquil Foshay has the pill to sooth your inner Karen. Harmony and joy not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

KAR1 Karen
MONF2 Monbrow Female

MONF2 Monbrow Female
MONM1 Monbrow Male

MONM1 Monbrow Male
PICK1 Pickle Fiend

PICK1 Pickle Fiend
PMS1 Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

PMS1 Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
Do you have that friend who starts their day with porn? A porn addict? Whether it be, comic books, VR tech, or the old 976 numbers, they got to have it. And speaking of it, their kink could be hentai, tentacle, looners, furries, Boston steamer. Who knows what kind of freak they are, and frankly, we're afraid to ask? Dr. Foshay has just the naughty pill to sate their twisted appetites. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

PORN1 – Adult Alone Time Intervention
Are you tired of being left on hold? Is there no Wi-Fi signal? Are you pissed when your coffee gets old? Is waiting in line just the worst? Do mean people suck? Does getting sick in Summer bite? Does it blow when you’ve been wasting time on the wrong person all along? And math, ew! Dr. Glorious Foshay can't fix any of these problems but we've got a pill to make you not give a shit!! This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

PROB1 Problems
PSPIC1 Pumpkin Spice Heads

PSPIC1 Pumpkin Spice Heads
ROCKS1 Rock Star Man

ROCKS1 Rock Star Man
SAW2 Want to be a Secret Agent Woman

SAW2 Want to be a Secret Agent Woman
100% American Grade A WhoopAss Don’t make me open this!! DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

WA1 Can of Whoopass
WIS1 Wisdom

WIS1 Wisdom
YAKL1 Yak Loin | Fake Stamina Booster

YAKL1 Yak Loin | Fake Stamina Booster