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BADD1 Bad Blind Date

BADD1 Bad Blind Date
BBB1 Bad Breath

BBB1 Bad Breath
CHOC1 Chocoholic

CHOC1 Chocoholic
Do you have that friend who can’t live without coffee? They have that snarky mug that says, "not yet…almost.. ..ok, peasant you may speak now!" Is there no joy for them without coffee? When talking about the Magic Elixir, do they refer to it as, "Hello darkness my old friend." Dr. Mocha Java Foshay has the pill that will give them hopes, dreams and caffeinated energy again. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

COFF1 Coffee Fiend
CONB2 Super-Fit/ Mighty Barbarian

CONB2 Super-Fit/ Mighty Barbarian
DS1 Melted Snowman

DS1 Melted Snowman
EXP1 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle

EXP1 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle
EXP10 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle

EXP10 Expert Jigsaw Puzzle
HOB1 Want to be the small folk?

HOB1 Want to be the small folk?
Are you unfunny? Do people laugh at you instead of with you? Do you feel your funny got a raw deal? Get a sense of humor. Humorist Ludicrous Foshay has got the pill for you. Pills must be consumed while simultaneously rubbing the funny bone of a successful professional comedian. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

HUM1 Get a Sense of Humor
Do you have that friend who needs to control everything? Does happiness piss you off, Karen? Does she always get her way by complaining?! I want to see the Manager! NOW! Manager, Manager! Dr. Tranquil Foshay has the pill to sooth your inner Karen. Harmony and joy not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

KAR1 Karen
Find that you like oppressing & enslaving people? Is intimidation the best? Like to speak in a deep throaty voice? Do you crave to be Mephistopheles? Am I right, or what? Dr. Demonicas Foshay has just the foul soul torturing pill for you. Must stand in a pentagram while consuming pills to work. Conjuring Demons is inherently dangerous and not recommended for children under the ages of 16. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

MEP1 Want to be the Devil
MONF2 Monbrow Female

MONF2 Monbrow Female
MONM1 Monbrow Male

MONM1 Monbrow Male
PENN1 Penny Pincher

PENN1 Penny Pincher
Do you have that friend who is into everything pepper? A pepper-head? Their idea of Mardi Gras beads is a bunch of Jalapenos on a string? Can they give you a detailed explanation of the difference between New Mexico Hatch and Colorado Pueblo Chiles? Is everything they make super-hot? If it burns down to your soul and makes you cry like a baby do, they just call you a pussy? Dr. Carolina Reaper Foshay has the pill to turn them into a milky red-headed child who can't handle the pain. Payback baby!

PEP1 Pepper-Head
PMS1 Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

PMS1 Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
Do you have that friend who starts their day with porn? A porn addict? Whether it be, comic books, VR tech, or the old 976 numbers, they got to have it. And speaking of it, their kink could be hentai, tentacle, looners, furries, Boston steamer. Who knows what kind of freak they are, and frankly, we're afraid to ask? Dr. Foshay has just the naughty pill to sate their twisted appetites. This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

PORN1 – Adult Alone Time Intervention
Are you tired of being left on hold? Is there no Wi-Fi signal? Are you pissed when your coffee gets old? Is waiting in line just the worst? Do mean people suck? Does getting sick in Summer bite? Does it blow when you’ve been wasting time on the wrong person all along? And math, ew! Dr. Glorious Foshay can't fix any of these problems but we've got a pill to make you not give a shit!! This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

PROB1 Problems
PSPIC1 Pumpkin Spice Heads

PSPIC1 Pumpkin Spice Heads
PURZ1 Wavy lines

PURZ1 Wavy lines
ROCKS1 Rock Star Man

ROCKS1 Rock Star Man
ROCKS3 Rock Star Girl

ROCKS3 Rock Star Girl
ROCKS4 Rock Star Woman

ROCKS4 Rock Star Woman