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ROCKS5 Rock Star Boy

ROCKS5 Rock Star Boy
SAM1 Want to be a Secret Agent Man

SAM1 Want to be a Secret Agent Man
SAW2 Want to be a Secret Agent Woman

SAW2 Want to be a Secret Agent Woman
Are you an over-sleeper? Is the snooze button just a joystick on a shitty arcade game called "just 5 more minutes?” Is waking up late your default position? Dr. Punctual Foshay has the expeditious pill for you. Pills must be consumed while wearing a wrist watch and rubbing a day planner. Wrist watch and day planner not included and sold separately. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

SLEP1 Over-Sleeper
Santa’s checked his list and he’s checked it twice. Not only have you been naughty, you’ve been disobedient, exasperating, raunchy, sinful, wanton and downright all around bad. You’re lucky you’re getting anything. So, here’s your snowman poop. Merry Christmas, I guess? DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

SP1 Snowman Poop
The magical rainbow-colored treat. It’s a little-known fact that it is the source of all rainbows and goodness in the universe. Want to recapture your childhood innocence? Well, the only sure-fire method is to consume the Magical Unicorn poop. DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

UP1 Unicorn Poop
VIKM1 Want to be a Viking Male

VIKM1 Want to be a Viking Male
100% American Grade A WhoopAss Don’t make me open this!! DrFoshay.com This product is intended for novelty and entertainment purposes only. Dr. Foshay is not a licensed medical professional

WA1 Can of Whoopass
WIS1 Wisdom

WIS1 Wisdom
YAKL1 Yak Loin | Fake Stamina Booster

YAKL1 Yak Loin | Fake Stamina Booster